Bonkers: SOME OF THE LATEST AND BEST

Rudy Giuliani--Decided all he had to do was win Florida--got 15% of the vote--all triple divorcees!

Mark Foley--Congressman Foley couldn't resist pages--even put it in writing by e-mail!

Bonkers: 2012 Conservative President candidate

The only real qualification needed is an ability to mention prayer and God every two minutes in some fashion when speaking.

Bonkers: "God bless you Daddy!"

During the 1957, Little Rock, Arkansas problems with integrating the high school there, Louis Armstrong, a genius trumpet player with a suspicious fifth grade black education, got so upset at watching the treatment of the black girls and boys trying to attend the high school, that he "blew-up" in an interview with a cub reporter for the local paper. He was so emotional (knowing what he had been through all of his life)that he called the Governor some really bad names, and said that the President (Eisenhower) basically had no interest, since he had just seen the governor shortly before he ordered the police to run the blacks off.

Bonkers: Trillions for Banks!!

Just how long will our citizens, many of whom are down 30-40% in their savings due to banks, primarily, going to allow this administration to save their buddies on Wall Street at our expense?

Bonkers: "Too Big To Fail?"

Another "To big to fail" financial operation, Citigroup.
I suppose GMC, Ford, and Chrysler together are not too big to fail?

Bonkers: The Auto company loans?

Why is one fact being hidden, or is it?

Assuming we did give the auto companies more money to operate, just how would they then SELL these cars they would make?

Bonkers: Commercials: why do we allow such

"If you have suffered death from Oleyscolitolyosis, call us and we will get you money!" 1-800.......

My name is "Billy," and I have never sold anything as good as this: life insurance!!!

Bonkers: Our basic economic problem!!!

I recently took the time to read the little brochures that investment companies send you (they don't, they hire it done).

Bonkers: Auto Bailout: what is best for us?

Should we protect the autoworkers unions by keeping benefits as they are?

How is the best way to do that?

Do we want to see at least two of them file for bankruptcy, not pay their bills, renegotiate new loans (as Delta did), negotiate their own wage and benefit cuts with the unions, and combine with each other in some fashion, as Delta is doing?

Bonkers: What would be wrong?

If we didn't give the banks billions for some of their preferred stock? It is not going to ever pay a dividend anyway to us--they will see to that. Even at the expense of not paying dividends to the common stock holders.

Bonkers: Socialism: no problem

I could have sworn that Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska was a conservative, right wing, no debt, no government interference person was who she said she was while on the stump! You know no socialism, not fraud, etc., in Washington.

Bonkers: Hypocrites, Mnemonic crutches, lean tos'

When we progressed from an Agricultural society to one of machinery and manufacturing, and then to communications technology, in each case many said it was the end of the great experiment in the USA! Just how long could we survive without each individual producing something of worth and value to someone?

Bonkers: Organized (sic) religions!

Sometimes it is puzzling to see organized religious practices such as polygamy, gibberish speaking, snake handling, group hypnopsis, (Hinn, Roberts, etc.), flagellating, stoning, churching, answering the "preacher" with enormous shouts, group therapy (Palin), "healing," three passes of the collection plate, and of course--the flowing robes, sashes, ties, and smoke lanterns of some of the clergy. Not to mention great towers--greater than Babel!

Bonkers: $26.00 per family? Bad math?

About $300,000 per year would be collected from increased property taxes. That is about 11,500 households times $26.

Bonkers: Banks still at it!

Saw an ad today for CD's paying 6.5% interest.
A company called: First Fidelity Financial was offering them.
I read the fine print with a magnifying glass.

Bonkers: Joe plumber stuff : Socialistic?

Just how much socialism or communism is acceptable to you conserves?

Is it Ok that Sarah "the moosekiller" Palin, defender of her sister and hater of Pooohleese, and user of hubby for dirty studff, has arranged for every single Alaskan to be paid by the state, just for existing, out of the oil production fund? Is that socialism and if so, Ok?

Bonkers: Joe The Plumber

First, Joe didn't have a chance of buying the plumbing business where he worked--at least so said the owner! Joe told Obama that he was planning to buy it, and his taxes would go up under Obama.

Bonkers: BAILOUT!

I want my bailout, bailout, bailout
It's my money and I want it now!
Isn't it what the hullabaloo is about?
I want it now and all the law will allow!

Bonkers: "When I'm President, I will

McCain and Obama tell prospective voters every day just what they will be for and do when President!
Never has been true yet! First they will do what congress will amend and agree to--even a majority in congress means little.

Bonkers: high grover and his "book"

mr. grover, hi:
This attempt to cover up what has been done to us by this administration is not working at the polls!

Bonkers: Look! I mean, you know, my friends!

The definition of "A depression," not, some depression, is either a mathematical term or means, "the great depression," of 1929-1939.

Bonkers: Sonnet On The Times

Banks and idiots have done us in you see,
In one short year, market from 15K to 8K.
Shoveling money to whomever as on a spree,

Bonkers: Republican Grammar

I thought I knew what double-speak was until today.
A considerable number of republican congressional representatives just this week voted no on the bail-out bill, saying it was socialistic and way too much money.

Bonkers: Republican Grammar

I thought I knew what double-speak was until today.
A considerable number of republican congressional representatives just this week voted no on the bail-out bill, saying it was socialistic and way too much money.

Bonkers: Looks like those republicans who voted no on bailout

the first go-around now want to get up and say, "well, I voted NO for such a horrible spending plan, first time, I want you to be sure and know that in November, but today I must do the opposite (as I planned to begin with) and vote YES in the big bail-out."

Bonkers: Washington's Trillion $--we got it beat!

I'm good at looking at developers and politician's numbers, which are always wrong by 2-3 hundred percent!

Some facts: (Dar's Castle)(Now on the ballot!)

Bonkers: School computers;war's end;bail-out;Palin

I noticed all the haullaboo on school computer purchases. Just lease the suckers with a maintenance plan, pay by the year! Who conned them into a buy?

Bonkers: The Four Amigos

Barack, Joe, John, and Sarah, choices,
All we have to face tremendous odds.
Choose your poison by your voices
But remember the only hand sworn isn't Todds.

Bonkers: Wanted: water proof large rust proof cans

for backyard burial----mattress full.

Looks like Wachovia may go under this week-end - Citi may buy them partially, anyway.

Bonkers: A bargain (unattributed AJC)

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN
I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFERS OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS, U.S. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU. I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT FOR MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS A LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE. THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY, WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NED THE FUNDS A QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CAN'T DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAME OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE.

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