The Stn. Mtn Council appointed Amos as City Manager on May 6. The Mayor had held the job for the last 6 yrs for $300 per month. Do you think they are paying Barry the $102,000 per yr salary he was scheduled to make this year in Tyrone?

Tyrone’s Zoning Ordinance is Sacred

Rumor has it that the Planning Commission & Council are secretly working on a religious monument to honor the Founding Fathers of Ordinance 454. The graven image will be displayed at Council hearings and sacraments given to the idols of Amos, Smola, Lee, Letourneau, & Nebergall in lieu of the Pledge of Allegiance and Prayer. Anyone coming before Council for a zoning amendment will be found guilty of blasphemy, taken into Council chambers and sacrificed on an altar as an offering to the deity. Later this year, Valerie will induct the new Council and Planning Commissioners into the Tyrone Hall of Shame.

Former Tyrone Town Mgr. Barry Amos and his Demoted Asst. Mgr. Valerie Fowler have been seen recently dining together on numerous occassions in Peachtree City. Barry says that he left Tyrone to explore other "opportunities". Rumor has it that he has lobbied Palmetto for a Town Mgr's job.