Open a casino

Could we let someone like Dar open a casino here in PTC? I think he would do it if we furnished the land and the completed building. along with the auditorium and stage for the semi-clad female kickers. ($100 per show).

Do you know that we could eliminate all local taxes if we had that here? In order to keep the riff-raff from other states from jamming our streets we could require parking outside town for buses and cars and "shuttle" them into the casino and not let them out until they were ready to catch the ride back!
An inside mall made up of local merchants on a franchise, would also help our economy. (you know; a liquor store, a wings place, a sports bar, a smoking restaurant of oysters and stuff, and even rooms for those who imbibe.

Could we get started with the bond? (no SPLOST).

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Submitted by Citizen_Steve on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:08pm.

Is it too late to give the property at Hwy 54 West near Line Creek back to the Creek Indians? They already run a couple casinos and could do a jam-up job with 54 West - light the whole thing up in neon. And wouldn't a Reno-style welcome sign over 54 be great.

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Submitted by Bonkers on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 4:35pm.

No Reno or Vegas or Mobile sign over 54!

These people would be shuttled underground into a gambling compound with a guarded gate for the help.
Most would not know it was there except those who go to the shuttle area.

Kinda like a cruise ship gambling scene. They even have ATM's at sea!

I kinda think that the Chinese heavy equipment factory compound would go over well as a location. They might finance it for a cut!

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Submitted by Mike King on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:35pm.

Has anyone ever aquainted you with the term; "so dumb your hair hurts?"

Just curious.


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Submitted by Bonkers on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 4:43pm.

It just dawned on me that you may have an interest in living inside the new Chinese compound in south PTC.

I'll just bet they will have some fine Japanese restaurants, barber shops (one can get all services in a Chinese barber shop), and it will include those gals who are your personal servants while you eat!
They can dance and carry their own cot with them.

They will have their own homes--attached to the factory--but I'll bet they have fine guest homes! Ever stationed in the far east?

I am indeed surprised that we are going to allow a private compound of Chinese Communists to set up in our midst!
Next we will have a Vatican City West here!

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Submitted by Bonkers on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 2:48pm.

I expected some criticism of my casino idea but I expected it to be about the possibility of the Indians getting hold of some of the liquor in the casino and pulling off a scalping party on us! No calling me hair-hurting dumb!

I thunk thet the "ise rank" wuz muccher dumbber miselv! Jist triin tuh hep out!

Warnt thu ise rank tuh haf a gamin room?

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Submitted by eodnnaenaj1 on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 2:37pm.

I have not heard that one, oh I will remember and use this one!


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Submitted by Mike King on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 2:44pm.

Be my guest as I heard it first from a Marine Instructor lecturing a young armor captain; I still laugh about it. For some reason, ole Bonkie's shoes seemed a perfect fit.


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